What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 03:28
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Then came..
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.